Artie Lange Quotes

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

I'm like the master of ceremonies being funny, and then sometimes people you're with, girlfriends an...

You haven’t lived till you’ve played Scrabble in a psych ward.

You know you have a gambling problem when it's 4 A.M. at the Mirage Sports Book and you're walking a...

'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.

When you're an adult, when times are good, entire years go by in what feels like the space of one se...